Mike Commodore lighting up twitter

 

Mike Commodore has been lighting up the Twitterverse today and if you are looking for a good laugh then read on.

The former NHL defenceman has been lacing them up for Admiral Vladivostok of the Kontinental Hockey League and took to twitter to give it to former player turned Sportsnet analyst Nick Kypreos.  Kypreos was running the New York City Marathon and the 33-year-old Commodore was amused that he finished behind the icon Oprah Winfrey.

Here is a series of tweets from Commodore:

Mike Commodore @commie22

My friends…..I need some confirmation….did oprah run the NYC marathon?

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He got his confirmation.

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Mike Commodore @commie22

Ok hold on folks..did she or did she not beat the loud mouthed bad breath douche bag nic kipreos?

Mike Commodore @commie22

Gimme some finish times folks! Talk to me!

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Then he found out the finish times.

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Mike Commodore @commie22

Holy shit. RT @Tompdog9: @commie22 Nick Kypreos finished in 4 hours 43 minutes. Didn’t beat Oprah’s 4 hours 29 minutes.

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And he decided to let Nick know just how he did.

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Mike Commodore @commie22

Hey @RealKyper you managed to roll your fat feta cheese ass over the finish line right behind oprah! Great run! #nycmarathon

Mike Commodore @commie22

I don’t give a shit what decade it was. That’s embarrassing. #Oprah >@RealKyper #fitness

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New Fan 590 morning host Andrew Walker (formerly of Fan 960 Calgary and Red Deer Rebels play-by-play man) came to the aid of his new co-worker and was quickly shot down.

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Mike Commodore @commie22

Are you serious? Bullying? Kiss my ass you pussy RT @FAN590Walker: Keep it classy @commie22 . #bullying #2013 #rolemodel

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Even Canadian golfer Graham DeLaet found the series of tweets entertaining.

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Mike Commodore @commie22

The key to life is making the effort to get better every day. #spacibo RT @GrahamDeLaet: @commie22 just an outstanding day on twitter.

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The story continues…..

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